WAFFLES: Whaddaya mean you can’t deduct our toys on your taxes???
ELLIE: Glogirly says that’s not how it works, Mr. Waffles. She also said you don’t even know what a deduction is.
WAFFLES: I do too know what a deduct is.
ELLIE: You mean a deduction?
WAFFLES: That’s what I said. And our toys should totally be a deduct. And our litter, and our food.
ELLIE: Glogirly said you also have to pay taxes to claim deductions. Do you pay taxes, Mr. Waffles?
WAFFLES: PAY?? You mean like with real money and stuff?
WAFFLES: This whole tax thing is no fun at all.
Last week Glogirly had just started on her taxes and this past weekend, with the help of Waffles and Ellie, she finally finished. Ellie was more of a bystander, but Waffles was very much into the paperwork aspect of it all. He even wedged himself into Glogirly’s office chair while she was working in it. That is until he realized that tax prep is not nearly as much fun as he’d hoped.